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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 23:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do you like and dislike about being a K-pop fan?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Ultra-thin lenses halve incident wavelength to make infrared light visible - Phys.org

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Brain ‘Reset Wave’ May Explain How ECT Rapidly Relieves Depression - Neuroscience News

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Don't Make This Mistake When Setting Up Your Switch 2 - Kotaku

Still no good

So they tried

share office space ...

Obsidian Reiterates $80 ‘Outer Worlds 2’ Price Is On Xbox, Not Them - Forbes

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Apple’s Music app in iOS 26 gains my favorite feature from the Mac - 9to5Mac

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Watch 'superorganism' created by tiny worms — the first time it's ever been spotted in the wild - Live Science

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Procter & Gamble says it will cut 7,000 jobs over the next 2 years - CBS News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

AI could unleash 'deep societal upheavals' that many elites are ignoring, Palantir CEO Alex Karp warns - Fortune

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

No way

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?