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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 23:47

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do you like and dislike about being a K-pop fan?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
GLP-1 drugs may be linked to elevated risk of serious eye disease, study finds - statnews.com
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Ultra-thin lenses halve incident wavelength to make infrared light visible - Phys.org
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Brain ‘Reset Wave’ May Explain How ECT Rapidly Relieves Depression - Neuroscience News
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Don't Make This Mistake When Setting Up Your Switch 2 - Kotaku
Still no good
So they tried
share office space ...
Obsidian Reiterates $80 ‘Outer Worlds 2’ Price Is On Xbox, Not Them - Forbes
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Apple’s Music app in iOS 26 gains my favorite feature from the Mac - 9to5Mac
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Procter & Gamble says it will cut 7,000 jobs over the next 2 years - CBS News
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
No way